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 Post subject: No speakah da English
PostPosted: Mar Mon 13, 2006 11:56 am 
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At a bus stops and 2 Italian men get on. They sit down
and engage in an animated conversation. The lady
sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her
attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say
the following:

Emma come first,
Den I come,
Den two asses come together,.
I come once-a-more,
Two asses, they come together again,
I come again and pee twice,
Then I come one lasta time."

"You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine," retorted the
lady indignantly. In this country . ., we don't speak
aloud in public places about our sex lives"
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man.
"Who talkin' abouta sex? I'm a justa tellin' my
frienda how to spell "Mississippi'."

I'VE GOT $5.00 THAT SAYS YOU'RE GONNA READ THIS AGAIN.


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