Joke, Got this in an email today

underdog · **Posted:** Dec Tue 04, 2007 12:56 pm

THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER

Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining
to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of
characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristicall y
comes up with a suggestion "If you want your breasts to grow, then
every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a
few seconds"

Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and
stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.

"How long will this take?" I asked.

"They will grow larger over a period of years," my husband replies.

I stopped. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper
between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the
years?"

Without missing a beat he says "Worked for your butt, didn't it?"

He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even
walk again although he will probably continue to take his meals
through a straw

Maliboost · **Joined:** Nov Wed 29, 2006 10:55 am **Posts:** 2044

if a woman with large boobs works @ a place called hooters
where does a one legged woman work?????

IHOP.

ROFLMBO.

My 9 year old son taught me that one.

Bob

bbnova · **Posted:** Dec Tue 04, 2007 1:50 pm

Both of yuz need to keep your day jobs :lol:

How bout my new East coast accent????

bfnjz52 · **Joined:** Jan Wed 25, 2006 9:03 pm **Posts:** 2668

A lonely widow, aged 70, decided that is was time to get married again.

She put an ad in the local newspaper that read:

HUSBAND WANTED:
- MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70's),
- MUST NOT BEAT ME,
- MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME,
- AND MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED!
- ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON.

On the second day she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay, she opened the door to see a gray-haired gentleman sitting in a wheel chair. He had no arms or legs.

"You're not really asking me to consider you, are you?" the widow said. "Just look at you ... You h ave no legs!"

The old gentleman smiled, "Therefore, I cannot run around on you!"

You don't have any arms either!" she snorted.

Again, the old man smiled, "Therefore, I can never beat you!"

She raised an eyebrow and asked intently, "Are you still good in bed?"

The old man leaned back, beamed a big smile and said, "I rang the doorbell, didn't I?"

The wedding is scheduled for Saturday