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PostPosted: Apr Wed 12, 2006 1:51 pm 
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FOUR QUESTIONS...(these require common sense)

The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you
whether you are qualified to be a professional.
The questions are NOT that difficult. I will reply with the answers after you post.


1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?


2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?


3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals
attend... except one. Which animal does not attend?

4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you
do not have a boat. How do you manage it?

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1) Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe and close the door

2) Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door.

3) The Elephant. The Elephant is in the refrigerator.

4) You swim across. All the Crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting!

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Smart A$$

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Hey you started it Image

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YOU GO Shannon!!!!


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We don't need any comments from the peanut gallery Rick. Hey how was the porn movie theatre this weekend? Kevin said you were at one when he called ya :lol: :lol:

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We went to see Failure to Launch. Sounds like Dogg in a porno flick huh :lol:


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RICK MILLER wrote:
YOU GO Shannon!!!!


Thanks Rick :wink:

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Hey Dogg, don't mind them. They are just jealous they couldn't go to Florida....

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PostPosted: Apr Wed 12, 2006 3:19 pm 
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:shock: :shock:

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Florida, phbbttt, it's not like anything exciting happened down there :roll:

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:D

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We went to the pre race Hooters party in Bradenton and guess who we had for a waitress?? A girl from Michigan :roll: :roll:

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I still think she was just trying to get a good tip... :roll:

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I know, she saw us drive in, quick ran for the changing room and switched shirts that said Steiling Heights on it :lol:

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