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 Post subject: This is too funny....
PostPosted: Sep Wed 22, 2004 10:25 am 
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A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sport's car
and was pulled over by a women police officer that was also blonde. The
cop asked to see the blonde's driver's licence. She dug through her
purse and was getting more and more agitated. What does it look like?
she finally asked.
The police woman replied, It's square and has your picture on it.
The driver finally found a square mirror, looked at it and handed it to
the police woman. Here it is, She said.
The blond officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back
saying, Okay, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop.


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PostPosted: Sep Wed 22, 2004 10:35 am 
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Now that's good!!!! :lol:


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PostPosted: Sep Wed 22, 2004 11:31 am 
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If I wasn't a blonde, I would know to take offense to that!!! :lol:


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PostPosted: Sep Sat 25, 2004 8:07 am 
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I'll try a blonde joke here;

A blonde walks up to a US Air Ticket counter and said I heard you have round trip tickets for $99?? Ticket Agent says YES MAME! Where would you like to go??? The Blonde says DAAA........ right back here!!


Please forgive me if this joke has been posted here earlier...as I thought Monty had blocked me from this board....however I found out that it was lack of common sense as I am just a dumb blonde!

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PostPosted: Sep Sat 25, 2004 8:14 am 
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Don't worry Jimmy, I got your back!!! :wink:


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