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Author:  bbnova [ Dec Wed 12, 2007 2:41 pm ]
Post subject:  LMAO!!!!! Should be obvious.......
A label on a baby stroller warns: “Remove child before folding
A brass fishing lure with a three-pronged hook on the end warns: “Harmful if swallowed
A popular scooter for children warns: "This product moves when used."
A nine- by three-inch bag of air used as packing material cautions: "Do not use this product as a toy, pillow, or flotation device."
A flushable toilet brush warns: "Do not use for personal hygiene."
The label on an electric hand blender promoted for use in "blending, whipping, chopping and dicing," warns: "Never remove food or other items from the blades while the product is operating."
A digital thermometer that can be used to take a person's temperature several different ways warns: "Once used rectally, the thermometer should not be used orally."
A household iron warns users: “Never iron clothes while they are being worn”
A label on a hair dryer reads, “Never use hair dryer while sleeping”
A warning on an electric drill made for carpenters cautions: “This product not intended for use as a dental drill.”
The label on a bottle of drain cleaner warns: “If you do not understand, or cannot read, all directions, cautions and warnings, do not use this product.”
A smoke detector warns: “Do not use the Silence Feature in emergency situations. It will not extinguish a fire.”
A massage chair warns: “DO NOT use massage chair without clothing... and, Never force any body part into the backrest area while the rollers are moving.”
A cardboard car sunshield that keeps sun off the dashboard warns, “Do not drive with sunshield in place”
An “Aim-n-Flame” fireplace lighter cautions, “Do not use near fire, flame or sparks”
A label on a hand-held massager advises consumers not to use “while sleeping or unconscious”
A 12-inch rack for storing compact disks warns: “Do not use as a ladder.”
A cartridge for a laser printer warns, “Do not eat toner”
A 13-inch wheel on a wheelbarrow warns: “Not intended for highway use”
A can of self-defense pepper spray warns users: “May irritate eyes”
A warning on a pair of shin guards manufactured for bicyclists says: “Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover.”
A snowblower warns: “Do not use snowthrower on roof.”
A dishwasher carries this warning: “Do not allow children to play in the dishwasher.”
A popular manufactured fireplace log warns: “Caution - Risk of Fire”
A box of birthday cake candles says: “DO NOT use soft wax as ear plugs or for any other function that involves insertion into a body cavity.”
Author:  Maliboost [ Dec Wed 12, 2007 4:29 pm ]
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whats the differnece between an oral thermometer & a rectal thermometer??


Bob
Author:  Maliboost [ Dec Wed 12, 2007 4:30 pm ]
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I would LOVE to see someone tie their wheelbarrow to the back of thier truck & take it down the freeway. sounds like a new "redneck olympics" game.

Bob
Author:  docoldsotherhalf [ Dec Wed 12, 2007 5:50 pm ]
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The saddest part is knowing those labels are on there because someone actually did what it says not to :shock: :roll:
Author:  bfnjz52 [ Dec Wed 12, 2007 8:03 pm ]
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Yeah!! Don't knock the wheel barrow behind the pickup until you've tried it!
Author:  darlagiles [ Dec Wed 12, 2007 9:26 pm ]
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i have a box cutter i use at work and the side says "caution, razor sharp!" :lol:

-JACOB
Author:  Maliboost [ Dec Wed 12, 2007 11:10 pm ]
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Maliboost wrote:
whats the differnece between an oral thermometer & a rectal thermometer??


Bob


what???? nobody knows???

Bob
Author:  bbnova [ Dec Thu 13, 2007 9:38 am ]
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I was hoping you were going to tell us????
Author:  Keith Seymore [ Dec Thu 13, 2007 10:57 am ]
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My personal favorites are:

On a laser pointer: "Do not look into laser with remaining eye"

On Children's aspirin: "Do not operate motor vehicles or heavy machinery after use".

:lol:
Author:  Maliboost [ Dec Thu 13, 2007 11:39 am ]
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why its "the taste" of course.

ROFLOL.

Bob
Author:  bbnova [ Dec Thu 13, 2007 11:54 am ]
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:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:


Excuse me for a minute......
Author:  RICK MILLER [ Dec Thu 13, 2007 12:14 pm ]
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:shock: :shock: TMI!! TMI!!
Author:  Maliboost [ Dec Thu 13, 2007 1:31 pm ]
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ROFLMBO, that joke is OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLDDDDDDDD I cant believe you guys never heard it. dont worry it wont be so offensive the next time you hear it.

Bob
Author:  bbnova [ Dec Thu 13, 2007 1:38 pm ]
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Sure Bob, nice cover up... :roll:
Author:  Maliboost [ Dec Thu 13, 2007 4:12 pm ]
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come on you sisies, that was funny & you know it.

Sheesh, next you will be crying about how cold it is outside. Speaking of which, did I tell you guys how cold it was here in SD today???? ROFLOL.

OK, never mind. its not cold here.

Bob
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