Both of yuz need to keep your day jobs
How bout my new East coast accent????
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| Author: | underdog [ Dec Tue 04, 2007 12:56 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Joke, Got this in an email today |
THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristicall y comes up with a suggestion "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds" Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. "How long will this take?" I asked. "They will grow larger over a period of years," my husband replies. I stopped. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?" Without missing a beat he says "Worked for your butt, didn't it?" He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk again although he will probably continue to take his meals through a straw |
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| Author: | Maliboost [ Dec Tue 04, 2007 1:34 pm ] |
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if a woman with large boobs works @ a place called hooters where does a one legged woman work????? IHOP. ROFLMBO. My 9 year old son taught me that one. Bob |
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| Author: | bbnova [ Dec Tue 04, 2007 1:50 pm ] |
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Both of yuz need to keep your day jobs
How bout my new East coast accent???? |
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| Author: | bfnjz52 [ Dec Tue 04, 2007 1:51 pm ] |
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A lonely widow, aged 70, decided that is was time to get married again. She put an ad in the local newspaper that read: HUSBAND WANTED: - MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70's), - MUST NOT BEAT ME, - MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME, - AND MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED! - ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON. On the second day she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay, she opened the door to see a gray-haired gentleman sitting in a wheel chair. He had no arms or legs. "You're not really asking me to consider you, are you?" the widow said. "Just look at you ... You h ave no legs!" The old gentleman smiled, "Therefore, I cannot run around on you!" You don't have any arms either!" she snorted. Again, the old man smiled, "Therefore, I can never beat you!" She raised an eyebrow and asked intently, "Are you still good in bed?" The old man leaned back, beamed a big smile and said, "I rang the doorbell, didn't I?" The wedding is scheduled for Saturday |
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| Author: | bbnova [ Dec Tue 04, 2007 2:03 pm ] |
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Ding ding ding.......... We have a winner....
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| Author: | Maliboost [ Dec Tue 04, 2007 2:25 pm ] |
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ROFLOL. Bob |
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| Author: | $$$Pitt [ Dec Tue 04, 2007 3:28 pm ] |
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ROFLOL, Dick your killing me.Oh I love the new avator. 
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| Author: | bfnjz52 [ Dec Tue 04, 2007 7:30 pm ] |
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$$$Pitt wrote: I love the new avator.
Thanks....I stole it. 
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| Author: | darlagiles [ Dec Tue 04, 2007 10:44 pm ] |
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| -jacob
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