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A man boards an airliner, takes his seat, and is surprised to find a large
purple parrot in the seat next to him.

The aircraft takes off and a pretty flight attendant walks down the aisle
past the man and his seat mate.

" Hey, bitch," says the parrot, "bring me a whiskey and soda, and make it
snappy!"

The flight attendant looks annoyed, but walks on. A minute later, she
walks back up the aisle, and the parrot pipes up, "Dammit, you lazy
whore, where's my whiskey? Hurry it up!"

Visibly flustered, the flight attendant hurries up the aisle and returns
quickly with the parrot's drink.

Impressed with the parrot's technique, the man decides to get some quick
service for himself. "Hey, slut," says the man, "get me a dry martini. And
don't drag your sorry ass -- I want it right now!"

The flight attendant turns red with anger and runs to the front of the
plane. In a moment she returns with the First Officer and two burly male
flight attendants The crewmen seize the passenger and the parrot, jerk
open the emergency door, and hurl them both out of the airplane at
20,000 feet.

As the two hurtle out the door, the parrot says to the man, "Ya know, for
someone who can't fly, you got a lotta balls!

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Dick MacKenzie

''Life's tough......it's even tougher if you're stupid.'' -- John Wayne