A Greek and Italian were sitting in a Starbucks one day discussing who
had the superior culture. Over triple lattes the Greek guy says, "Well, we
have the Parthenon."
Arching his eyebrows, the Italian replies, "We have the Colosseum."
The Greek retorts, "We Greeks gave birth to advanced mathematics."
The Italian, nodding agreement, says, "But we built the Roman Empire."
And so on and so on until the Greek comes up with what he thinks will end
the discussion.
With a flourish of finality he says, "We invented sex!"
The Italian replies, "That's true,-- but it was the Italians who introduced it
to the women!!!"
_________________ Dick MacKenzie
''Life's tough......it's even tougher if you're stupid.'' -- John Wayne
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