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A true story
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Author:  Monty Mikho [ Sep Wed 22, 2004 8:55 pm ]
Post subject:  A true story
This morning on the Interstate,

I looked over to my left, and there was a...

woman in a brand new Cadillac doing 65 mph

with her face up next to her rear view mirror

putting on her eyeliner. I looked away for a couple seconds

and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane,

still working on that makeup. As a man, I don't scare easily.

But she scared me so much; I dropped my electric shaver,

which knocked the donut out of my other hand. In all the confusion

of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering

wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my ear which fell into the

coffee between my legs, splashed, and burned Big Jim and the Twins,

ruined the damn phone, soaked my trousers,

and disconnected an important call.

Damn women drivers
Author:  RICK MILLER [ Sep Wed 22, 2004 9:53 pm ]
Post subject: 
ONGLMAO :lol: :lol:
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