Here's a copy:
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit,
my best wishes for an environmentally conscious,
socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive,
gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice
holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable
traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice
or secular practices of your choice with respect for
the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of
others, or their choice not to practice religious or
secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally
successful, personally fulfilling, and medically
uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the
generally accepted calendar year 2006, but not without
due respect for the calendars of choice of other
cultures whose contributions to society have helped
make the United States great (not to imply that the
United States is necessarily greater than any other
country nor the only United States in the western
hemisphere), and without regard to the race, creed,
color, age, physical ability, religious faith, or
sexual preference of the wishee. By accepting this
greeting, you are accepting these terms: This greeting
is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is
freely transferable with no alteration to the original
greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to
actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself
or others, and is void where prohibited by law, and is
revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This
wish is warranted to perform as expected within the
usual application of good tidings for a period of one
year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting.
_________________ Shannon http://www.laurerracing.com
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