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 Post subject: Re: jokes
PostPosted: May Wed 04, 2005 5:55 pm 
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cailin wrote:
Question and answer blonde jokes
Q: How do blonde braincells die?
A: Alone.

Q: How do you brainwash a blonde?
A: Give her a douche and shake her upside down.

Q: How do you change a blonde's mind?
A: Blow in her ear.

Q: How do you measure a blonde's intelligence?
A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in her ear!

Q: How does a blonde kill a fish?
A: She drowns it.

Q: A blond going to London on a plane, how can you steal her window seat?
A: Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row.

Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours?
A: Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper


What is this pick on blondes today? lmfao... Hey Cailin, did any of them go over your head? :wink:


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PostPosted: May Wed 04, 2005 6:08 pm 
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cailin wrote:
um um .................i cant remember am i blonde orginally,its been so long


LMFAO.... Your so cute.... :lol:


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 Post subject: Damn Woman
PostPosted: May Wed 04, 2005 7:21 pm 
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talk about having to much time on your hands.......
They are all pretty cool. especially:
"Bar-be-que (bar*bi*q) n. You bought the groceries, washed the lettuce, chopped the tomatoes, diced the onions, marinated the meat and cleaned everything up, but, he, "made the dinner.""
Thats your job!
Just kidding! Supp???????????


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