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 Post subject: HOW TO CALL THE POLICE
PostPosted: Apr Mon 25, 2005 8:47 am 
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Location: Rochester Hills, Michigan
George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi was going
up to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the
light on in the garden shed, which she could see
from the bedroom window. George opened the back door
to go turn off the light but saw that there were
people in the shed stealing things.

He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in
your house?" and he said no. Then they said that all
patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock
his door and an officer would be along when
available. George said, "Okay," hung up, counted to
30, and phoned the police again.

"Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago
because there were people in my shed. Well, you
don't have to worry y about them now cause I've just
shot them all." Then he hung up.

Within five minutes three police cars , an Armed
Response unit, and an ambulance showed up at the
Phillips residence. Of course, the police caught the
burglars red-handed.

One of the Policemen said to George: "I thought
you said that you'd shot them!"

George said, "I thought you said there was nobody
available!"


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PostPosted: Apr Mon 25, 2005 9:08 am 
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As sad as it seems. This is true. We had a case in town a couple of weeks ago where the drug store was being broken into. The sherriff said since there wasn't any danger to people , they didn't have time to respond.
So the owner drove to the store called the police again from the parking lot and told them he was going in. The police were there in 5 minutes :?


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PostPosted: Apr Mon 25, 2005 9:11 am 
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Sad, true and funny all at the same time!!


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