The wife hired a maid with beautiful blonde hair. The first
morning, the girl pulls off the hair and says, "I wear a wig, because
I was born totally hairless. Not a hair on my body, not even down
there."
That night my wife told me the Hairless story.. I said, "I've never
seen anything like that. Please tomorrow, ask her to go into the
bedroom and show you. I want to hide in the closet so I can have a
look."
The next day, she asked the girl, the two of them go into
the bedroom, and the girl strips and shows her. Then the girl says,
"I've never seen one with hair on it. Can I see yours?"
So the wife pulls off her clothes and shows her. That night,
she says to me, "I hope you're satisfied, because
I was pretty embarrassed when that girl asked to see mine."
I said, "You think you were embarrassed...I had the four
guys I play poker with in the closet with me."
