So the auditor came in and wanted to speak to a cnc machinist. (this auditor LOVES himself and is a prick).
He walks up to one of the guys who is painting the floor as we are a bit slow right now
and says "what is your company policy?".The guys tries to read it off the front wall of the shop but the auditor grabs his arm and turns him 180 degrees and says "I'm not auditing your ablility to read young man, what is your company policy?".
He takes a big deep breath, looks down at the guys shoes and says "You may want to step back out of the wet paint your standing in"