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Author:  bbnova [ Nov Tue 09, 2010 8:03 am ]
Post subject:  WHY I'M DEPRESSED

Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel , "Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land."


Nearly 75 years ago, (when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land."


Today, Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of Camels and mortgaged the Promised Land! I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc . . I called a Suicide Hotline.
I had to press 1 for English.
I was then connected to a call center in Pakistan .
I told them I was suicidal.
They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck......

Author:  RICK MILLER [ Nov Tue 09, 2010 2:24 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: WHY I'M DEPRESSED

How true!! :(

Author:  BT Race Cars [ Nov Tue 09, 2010 6:49 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: WHY I'M DEPRESSED

LOL

Author:  Keith Seymore [ Nov Wed 10, 2010 8:12 am ]
Post subject:  Re: WHY I'M DEPRESSED

Could be worse -

You coulda' had to "press 2" for English.

K

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