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Author: | bbnova [ Nov Tue 09, 2010 8:03 am ] |
Post subject: | WHY I'M DEPRESSED |
Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel , "Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land." Nearly 75 years ago, (when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land." Today, Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of Camels and mortgaged the Promised Land! I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc . . I called a Suicide Hotline. I had to press 1 for English. I was then connected to a call center in Pakistan . I told them I was suicidal. They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck...... |
Author: | RICK MILLER [ Nov Tue 09, 2010 2:24 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: WHY I'M DEPRESSED |
How true!! ![]() |
Author: | BT Race Cars [ Nov Tue 09, 2010 6:49 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: WHY I'M DEPRESSED |
LOL |
Author: | Keith Seymore [ Nov Wed 10, 2010 8:12 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: WHY I'M DEPRESSED |
Could be worse - You coulda' had to "press 2" for English. K |
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