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Author: | underdog [ Oct Wed 13, 2010 3:28 pm ] |
Post subject: | Top ten reasons to become a nurse |
Top ten reasons to become a nurse: 1. Pays better then fast food, though the hours aren't as good. 2. Fashionable shoes and sexy white uniforms. 3. Needles: "Tis better to give then receive" 4. Reassure your patients that all bleeding stops...eventually. 5. Expose yourself to rare, exciting and new diseases. 6. Interesting aromas. 7. Courteous and infallible doctors who always leave clear orders in perfectly legible handwriting. 8. Do enough charting to navigate around the world. 9. Celebrate all the holidays with your friends- at work. 10. Take comfort that most of your patients survive no matter what you do to them. |
Author: | Keith Seymore [ Oct Thu 14, 2010 10:34 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: Top ten reasons to become a nurse |
LOL! I think being a coroner would be a good job. It's "no risk" surgery. I mean, what's "worst case"? "Geez, honey, what a day. I had one come alive on the table this afternoon...." ![]() |
Author: | underdog [ Oct Thu 14, 2010 12:07 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Top ten reasons to become a nurse |
Yeup, Ducky has it made on NCIS LOL |
Author: | bbnova [ Oct Fri 15, 2010 6:55 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: Top ten reasons to become a nurse |
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