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PostPosted: May Mon 24, 2010 6:55 am 
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Paddy, one of the little people, is planning to marry.

So he goes to visit the king of the little people and asks him how he could tell if his bride to be is still a virgin.

The king says, "Aye Paddy, to be sure, all Irish humans use three things for what they call a Do it yourself virginity test kit.
A can of red paint, a can of blue paint and a shovel !

Paddy asks, "Aye,and to be sure, what do I do with these things good king ?"

The king of the leprechauns replies, "Before ye climb into bed on your wedding night, you paint one of your balls red and the other one blue, If she says, "That's the strangest pair of balls I ever did see...!

YOU HIT HER WITH THE SHOVEL !! :idiote:

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