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PostPosted: Jan Mon 25, 2010 8:13 am 
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Lina is pregnant with Ole's child. Late one nite, Lena wakes Ole and
says, "I tink it's time!"

So Ole fired up the yohn deere tractor and took her to the hospital to
have their first baby. She had a little boy, and the doctor looked over at
Ole and said, "A son! aint dat great?"

Well Ole got excited by dis, but yust den the doctor spoke up and said,"
Hold on, We aint finished yet!" The doctor den held up a little girl.
He said, "Hey Ole!, You got you a daughter! She's a pretty little ting too".
Ole got kind of puzzled by this an then the doctor said, "Holey Moley Ole!
You yust had your self another boy!" Ole was flabbergasted by this news !

A couple days later, Ole brought Lena and their three children home in the
self propelled combine. He was real serious and he asked Lena, "How
come we got tree on the first try?"

Lena said, " You remember dat night we ran out of vaseline and you vent
out in the garage and got dat 3-in 1 oil?'"

Ole said, " Yeah I do..............It's a dam good ting I didn't get the WD-40"!
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