Barack Obama and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their
tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.
Some hours later, Tonto woke the president and said, "Kemo bro, look
toward sky, what you see?"
Obama replied, "I see millions of stars."
"What that tell you?" asked Tonto.
Obama pondered for a minute... then said, "Astronomically speaking, it
tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of
planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise,
it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning.
Theologically, Mother Nature is all-powerful and we are small and
insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day
tomorrow. What does it tell you, Tonto?"
Tonto says, "Obama, you dumber than buffalo shit. It mean somebody
stole the tent."
