Okay so my new neighbor's little 4 year old boy runs over to by father and I today and says "do you want to hear a joke?", sure I said. So here it is:
What did the Mexican farmer say to his chickens?
Oh-lay
So my father tells him a joke:
How did the blonde break her arm raking leaves?
He doesn't say anything, so dad says:
She fell out of the tree !!!
Okay the little boy didn't get it, but good ole me was laughing his A$$ off.