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Author:  $$$Pitt [ Dec Wed 03, 2008 11:59 pm ]
Post subject:  Two Poems
A WOMAN'S POEM:


Before I lay me down to sleep,

I pray for a man, who's not a creep,

One who's handsome, smart and strong.

One who loves to listen long,

One who thinks before he speaks,

One who'll call, not wait for weeks.

I pray he's gainfully employed,

When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.

Pulls out my chair and opens my door.

Massages my back and begs to do more.

Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,

Knows what to answer to 'how big is my behind?'

I pray that this man will love me to no end,

And always be my very best friend.




A MAN'S POEM:


I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with


huge boobs who owns a bar on a golf course,


and loves to send me fishing and drinking.


This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a schidt.




The End
Author:  bbnova [ Dec Thu 04, 2008 8:23 am ]
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:lol: :lol:
Author:  RICK MILLER [ Dec Thu 04, 2008 8:38 am ]
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How True :lol: :lol:


























Except for the Golf thing :roll:
Author:  bbnova [ Dec Thu 04, 2008 8:41 am ]
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I used to golf... :lol:

Then I started throwing my clubs and I figured I might not be enjoying this... :lol: :lol: :lol:
Author:  RICK MILLER [ Dec Thu 04, 2008 9:49 am ]
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The only thing concerning golf that is important is the cart that pulls my car around! :wink:
Author:  bbnova [ Dec Thu 04, 2008 10:12 am ]
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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