So I go to the mall to buy some new shorts, some t-shirts and a couple dress shirts. I'm shopping for like an hour having a very hard time finding something decent that doesn't have rude comments, dragons or skulls on the shirts
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Anything NORMAL had long sleeves, so I comment to my wife, WTF is up with the long sleeve shirts..who's going to wear long sleeves in the summer time
The lady working in the area said...........and I kid you not.....
"You just missed the summer clothes, we just moved into the Fall Clothes last week.
So I said with a straight face........."No shit, I thought it's the month of May, not October". I recieved a "deer in the headlights look". Then I asked "When the Christmas sales start...........or is that after Memorial Day?" She didn't think I was funny, but WTF???