[quote="docoldsotherhalf"]
32 Reasons why Cookie Dough is better than men.
Allow me to rebut your points Ms Wish I had a Cookie Woman..
1)It's enjoyable hard or soft.
AS ARE MEN, YOU JUST GOTTA LEARN TO DEAL WITH IT!
2)It makes a mess too, but it tastes better.
YOU AINT TASTING THE RIGHT STUFF!
3)It doesn't mind if you take your anger out on it. .
WE JUST CONSIDER THE SOURCE.
4)You always want to swallow.
AND YOU ALWAYS WANT TO SWALLOW, IF YOU KNOW WHATS GOOD FOR YOU!
5)It won't complain if you share it with friends.
NOR DO WE
6)It's "quick and convenient."
AS ARE WE AFTER A FEW DRINKS.
7)You can enjoy it more than once. .
AS YOU CAN WITH US IF YOU CAN HANDLE IT MORE THAN ONCE
It comes already protectively wrapped.
IF YOU WERENT "SICK" 5 DAYS OUTA THE MONTH WE WOULDNT NEED WRAPPING, CAN DOUGH SAY THAT? NOT...
9)You can make it as large as you want.
AS YOU CAN WITH US, JUST DEPNDS IF YA WANNA WORK AT IT!
10)If you don't finish it you can save it for later.
DOES THE TERM: ROLLOVER BABY SOUND FAMILIAR
11)It's easier to get the kind you want.
ONLY IF YOU ARE A TRAMP
12)You can comparison shop. .
YOU STILL CAN, BUT YOU ALWAYS COME HOME TO YOUR MASTER
13)It's easier to find in a grocery store.
WE ARE IN THE BREAD SECTION UNDER MUFFINS AS IN STUD MUFFINS, NOT UNDER SOFT AND PLIABLE, LIMP WRISTED, FAGGOT LOOKIN' COOKIE WANNABES!
14)You can put it away when you've had enough.
YOU REALLY DONT WANNA PUT US AWAY. YA WANNA KEEP US UP FOREVER, BUT SOME OF US GOTTA WORK TO SUPPORT YOUR HABITS
15)You know yours has never been eaten before.
BUT ARE YOU REALLY SO SURE ABOUT THAT
16)It won't complain if you chew on it.
ONLY BECAUSE DOUGH HAS YET TO LEARN HOW TO PRONOUNCE: "WATCH THE TEETH BABY"
17)It comes chocolate flavored.
AS DOES ERIC
18)You always know when to get rid of it.
UNLIKE US WHO YOU KNOW YOU DONT WANNA GET RID OF
19)You can return it--satisfaction is guaranteed.
AS YOU CAN US, BUT YOU KNOW YOU DONT WANNA
20)It's always ready to go.
AS ARE WE. WE NEVER "HAVE A HEADACHE"
21)You won't get arrested if you eat it in public.
THE COPS ALSO DONT WANNA WATCH
22)You don't have to change the sheets if you eat it in bed.
BUT THE CRUMBS, OH THE CRUMBS
23)It won't wake you up because it's hard.
BECAUSE IT NEVER IS NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU TRY TO EAT IT-SO THERE!
24)You don't have to find an excuse not to eat it.
THATS WHAT WE HAVE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU!!! MUST I EVERY NIGHT?
25)You can tell your friends how much you've eaten without sounding like you're bragging.
OR DREAMING
26)It won't take up room in your bed.
BECAUSE WHAT CANT WAKE UP CANT GET UP...
27)It's easy to pick up.
AS ARE WE
28)You never have unwanted cookie dough chasing you around.
BECAUSE AS ALWAYS YOU HAVE TO "HAVE IT YOUR WAY"
29)You know what the extra weight is from.
EATING TO MUCH OF IT, AND YOU WILL NEVER GAIN AN OUNCE FROM EATING US
30)It won't get jealous if you pick up another one.
PLEASE DO-MENAGE A TROIS
31)It never has an insecurity problem with its size.
IT AINT THE SIZE OF THE DOG IN THE FIGHT, ITS...
32)It is very pliable.
AND YOU WANT US TO BE HARD ALWAYS-WHICH IS IT?
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