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docoldsotherhalf
PostPosted: Apr Tue 19, 2005 7:21 pm 
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A guy gets on a plane and finds himself seated next to

a cute blonde. He immediately turns to her and makes his move.



"You know," he says,"I've heard that flights will go

quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.

So let's talk."



The blonde, who had just opened her book, closes it

slowly and says to the guy, "What would you like to discuss?"



"Oh, I don't know,"says the guy. "How about nuclear

power?"



"OK," says the blonde. "That could be an interesting

topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a

deer all eat the same stuff--grass. Yet the deer excretes little

pellets, the cow turns out a flat patty, and the horse produces

muffins of dried poop. Why do you suppose that is?"



The guy is dumbfounded. Finally he replies, "I haven't

the slightest idea."



"So tell me," says the blonde, "How is it that you feel

qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?

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"a smart blonde joke......"

Now thats an oxymoron if I ever heard one!!!
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Hugs and kisse to all 3 of ya.......... oops 4 of ya
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docoldsotherhalf wrote:
A guy gets on a plane and finds himself seated next to

a cute blonde. He immediately turns to her and makes his move.



"You know," he says,"I've heard that flights will go

quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.

So let's talk."



The blonde, who had just opened her book, closes it

slowly and says to the guy, "What would you like to discuss?"



"Oh, I don't know,"says the guy. "How about nuclear

power?"



"OK," says the blonde. "That could be an interesting

topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a

deer all eat the same stuff--grass. Yet the deer excretes little

pellets, the cow turns out a flat patty, and the horse produces

muffins of dried poop. Why do you suppose that is?"



The guy is dumbfounded. Finally he replies, "I haven't

the slightest idea."



"So tell me," says the blonde, "How is it that you feel

qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?


LMFAO.... To cute Shannon.... :lol:
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Camp Stanley wrote:
"a smart blonde joke......"

Now thats an oxymoron if I ever heard one!!!


I'm sorry sir, who did you want to speak to, nope sorry he's unavailable :twisted:

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What did you call me.... :lol:


Camp Stanley wrote:
"a smart blonde joke......"

Now thats an oxymoron if I ever heard one!!!
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docoldsotherhalf wrote:
I'm sorry sir, who did you want to speak to, nope sorry he's unavailable :twisted:


Says who?
Aw thats right the lady who holds all the cards!!! Please forgive me and the errror of my ways. I know not for how I have spoken. The most humblest of apologies from me to you.

BUT: Its still an oxymoron!
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Camp Stanley wrote:
docoldsotherhalf wrote:
I'm sorry sir, who did you want to speak to, nope sorry he's unavailable :twisted:


Says who?
Aw thats right the lady who holds all the cards!!! Please forgive me and the errror of my ways. I know not for how I have spoken. The most humblest of apologies from me to you.

BUT: Its still an oxymoron!


:o|o: oeps

And leave the girls out of this, what did they ever do to you :mrgreen:

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Hey Rita, how you doing this evening? Better I hope, heard you were a little down yesterday. Anything I can do to help??

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docoldsotherhalf wrote:
Hey Rita, how you doing this evening? Better I hope, heard you were a little down yesterday. Anything I can do to help??


Hey Shannon, yeah I was alittle down yesterday but I am feeling and doing much better today...Thanks.. :lol:
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Glad to hear it Rita, :D
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bbnova wrote:
What did you call me.... :lol:


Mr Parent-
This must be the part where I am required by law (Camp's law and that trumps all others) to tell you, ya ready, ya sure, okay here it comes: "If the shoe fits, wear it!".

How was that Rick? Pretty cool, huh? As cool as Kevin, at least to hear Colleen talk..........
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